Got to love his slightly honest listings…
2 bedroom apartment – There are approximately one gazillion flats on the market in Bournemouth. It’s actually a minor miracle you’ve had the fortune of stumbling across this jolly good one.
And I don’t think he liked this bungalow at all
Untamed bushes hide garden
Plastic corrugated car port
Mould growing inside the windows
Mr Green is in Dorset and you can browse all his amusing listings on rightmove here